If unicorns had unibrows

humanity’s idea of beauty would not be the same.

(Source: thefrogman)


Health:
Drink plenty of water.                                                                           
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
Play more games.
Read more books than you did in 2011.
Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
Sleep for 7 hours.
Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.
Personality:
Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
Dream more while you are awake.
Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
Smile and laugh more.
You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Society:
Call your family often.
Each day give something good to others.
Forgive everyone for everything.
Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
Try to make at least three people smile each day.
What other people think of you is none of your business.
Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Life:
Do the right thing!
Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 
No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
The best is yet to come.
Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Health:

  1. Drink plenty of water.                                                                           
  2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
  3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
  4. Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
  5. Play more games.
  6. Read more books than you did in 2011.
  7. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
  8. Sleep for 7 hours.
  9. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.


Personality:

  1. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
  2. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
  3. Don’t over do. Keep your limits.
  4. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
  5. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip.
  6. Dream more while you are awake.
  7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
  8. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
  9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others.
  10. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present.
  11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
  12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
  13. Smile and laugh more.
  14. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:

  1. Call your family often.
  2. Each day give something good to others.
  3. Forgive everyone for everything.
  4. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
  5. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
  6. What other people think of you is none of your business.
  7. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

  1. Do the right thing!
  2. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
  3. However good or bad a situation is, it will change. 
  4. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
  5. The best is yet to come.
  6. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

brownpeopleproblems:

ed0ro:

Indian Gang Rape Protests

New Delhi & Kolkata

December 27, 2012

AP Photo/Altaf Qadri

India wake the fuck up and BE THE CHANGE. 

(Source: thated)

Aunts, yo.

Have you ever tried to attack and purposefully tried not to kill one? Just scare the living shit out of ‘er? But, where there’s one, there’s more. So here they are just chilling, casually milling about. All the sudden some earthquake of unknown origin hits. The very moment they sense danger they run around like a headless chicken on fire; no direction. Chaos. Leads me to believe, maybe they have some form of a brain and can think too.

“No, cold. Worst i’ve had. Nose doesn’t even like work, right? Head are aches. Body is just like fuck heat, that shit isn’t even warm then 2 secs later it’s like yo, fuck the cold, i’m so fuck like fuk, namsprayyen? Right? Then i can’t breathe through my nose so the only logical option left is mouth, but my throat is just like, no. That shit ain’t happening, speak to my receptionist and book an appointment. Meanwhile the receptionist, tounge, she’s such a bitchfuckerface, dry as shit even with water gettin her wet. White tshirts and all.”
He asked me if i was alright.
This was my reply..

I heard

some rustling to my right last week. Then again each night thereafter for three nights, then I got super busy. I’m back at my desk now and now the rustling isn’t there. It probably died.

(Source: thundergifs)

Doors can lead to windows.

On the ferry to Victoria, I chose to seat myself in an isle seat as opposed to a window seat or a seat neighbouring another seat. Why? Strictly because of the possibility a hot chick (or at least above average, regarding hotness, chick) may pass me by.

This possibility leads to three additional doors.

Door One opens a direct line of vision to just above the seat diagonally left (across the isle) of myself, four rows ahead. Here I can stare, appearing to be lost in my thoughts, while I’m actually ninja waiting for the woman’s beautifully luscious breastises to float by.

The second door opens to screams and shouts escaping my dry, cracked lips forming the words, “Ay, yo! Yo, Shawty! Shawty! SHAWTY! … What yo name is? Can I gecho numba?”

The final door opens to either a falling woman or a woman who has dropped something. As she falls, I would move towards her, helping her up, possibly collecting her things for her. If the latter, I’d chase after her to return her missing article. This door morphs to a window. A conversation window. And only through this window is where I can find out if she is missing a number in her phone as well. Cause I’m missing a number too. Hers. BAM! Common ground. Genius, eh?

Too bad I will probably pussy out half way through (if not before she passes by). Bound by contract (with myself), I must, at this point, scurry away, tail between my legs. Much like a scared, lost dog looking for his owner. However, not to his knowledge, his owner never existed.

PS. The above hypothetical falling woman is not to be hypothetically injured. In the event that she is injured, I know emergency first aid, and would be more than glad to perform CPR. Solely to save her life, of course.